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i hate how one comment can hurt so much, and the person is completely ignorant to it. or i’m quite possibly overthinking as per usual. sucks, man.
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“Steve Carell, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert: How men would look if they had to pose in ads the way women are expected to.”
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- smile and clap along
- have a sudden fit of coughing so you can awkwardly hide your face in your hands
- beat-box
- scream “dis my jAM” and jump on the table to break-dance
- sing amazing grace as loud as you possibly can until they stop singing to you
- go up to the closest person singing and hug them until they stop. however long it takes. keep holding them until they feel uncomfortable. bonus points for humming in their ear
- start a mosh pit
- striptease
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sex is a lot like a hot bath
once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in
i’ve never had sex
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